- Freddie Bognor: I regret the need to say it, but you're most adept with your hands, Mr...?
- Bart Maverick: Maverick. Bart Maverick. You're sort of adept yourself.
- Freddie Bognor: Oh?
- Bart Maverick: Like with four card draw.
- Freddie Bognor: Oh. You mean three card draw.
- Bart Maverick: No, four card. Three from the deck and one from your sleeve.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Yes, well that poor luck is going to cost you an extra $1,000, Mr. Bogner. Added to which, there will be an additional $1,000 posted as bond, bringing the total you owe for this impersonation to $4,000.
- Freddie Bognor: $4,000! Why that's robbery!
- Bart Maverick: Oh, nonsense. That's enterprise.
- [last lines]
- [Bart and Beau bump into the former Captain of a boat in workman's clothes and burdened with a large piece of cargo]
- Bart Maverick: Wolf! Wolf Kratkovitch. What have they done to you?
- [Wolf nods in the direction of the boat where Freddie is wearing a Captain's uniform]
- Freddie Bognor: Ahoy, there. Kratkovitch. Tote that bale. Lift that barge.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Well, what do you say?
- Herbert: I say it's... it's like confrontin' the devil without takin' the trip.
- Marquis of Bognor: Maverick, I'm beginning to believe they slapped the wrong end when you were born.
- Freddie Bognor: [offering Bart a job] And don't forget. Two thousand dollars.
- Bart Maverick: Well, I'll never forget two thousand dollars.
- Herbert: [drinking cheap Irish whiskey] No wonder there ain't no snakes in Ireland. They're all in these ruddy bottles.
- Marquis of Bognor: Uh, you may call me Bognor, Maverick. Marquis sounds like somebody sitting on an overripe orange.