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Bart Maverick : My old Pappy used to say, "Son, love, and love alone will send a man soaring into the depths."
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Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr. : Hey, wait a minute, Bart, we made a deal.
Bart Maverick : You didn't tell me it was gonna be so dangerous.
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr. : You a coward?
Bart Maverick : Isn't everybody?
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[first lines]
[Bart is attacked by a man and overcomes him]
Bart Maverick : Wanna try again?
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr. : I merely hoped to prevent you from stabbing my pachycereus.
Bart Maverick : Your what?
Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr. : The cactus. She's female and very delicate.
Bart Maverick : I'm sorry, I was so thirsty, I, uh, I didn't even notice the sex.
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[last lines]
[Bart, who the conductor thinks is Van Renneselaer, is kissing Abigail]
Conductor : Uh, excuse me, Mr. Van Renneselaer, it's noon. You're free to go.
Bart Maverick : I'm in no hurry.
Conductor : Well, then, if you don't mind, I'll run along and pick up my bonus money. Uh, remember me to your father.
Bart Maverick : I will.
Conductor : I just want to say, that you've been very cooperative and thank ya.
Bart Maverick : You're most welcome.
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Bart Maverick : My pappy wasn't on time for his own wedding.
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Col. Hamilton : Why, it'd be a pleasure, my boy. I venture to say a check with the name "Van Rensselaer" on it's good anywhere in the world.
Bart Maverick : Well, a lot depends on the handwriting, Colonel.
Col. Hamilton : You're a great jokester, my boy. Just like your dad.
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Cornelius Van Rennselaer Jr. : You a coward?
Bart Maverick : Isn't everybody?
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Bart Maverick : I left a poker game in Santa Fe. in sort of a hurry. It seems that some players just never learn to lose gracefully.