- [first lines]
- Bart Maverick: [narrating] The odds against filling an inside straight are 12-to-1, so a poker player isn't very wise to make the draw... unless, of course, he's feeling light-headed and the pot is at least 12 times the size of his bet. Which is exactly the way it happened. A thousand dollar bet had brought back 12,000. And I was doing the only thing that should ever be done with money... spending it.
- Bret Maverick: As my pappy used to say, countess, never cry over spilled milk... It could've been whiskey.
- [last lines]
- La Contesse De Barot: A donation.
- Bret Maverick: Oh, heh, countess, please.
- La Contesse De Barot: An investment?
- Bret Maverick: Yes.
- La Contesse De Barot: Oh.
- Baron Dulot: Partners! Chez Michelle.