Quotes
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[first lines]
[Beau walks into an empty saloon, finds the bartender snoring behind the bar and wakes him up]
Beauregarde Maverick : Doctor Livingston, I presume.
Hank : [yawning] Excuse me, the name's Hank.
Beauregarde Maverick : Well, Hank, what happened to Virginia City? I've never seen it so empty.
Hank : Yeah, this place hasn't been as empty as this since Eta Lincoln played McGuire's Theater... in tights.
Beauregarde Maverick : Who's not wearing what today?
Hank : Oh, no, it ain't that. Kizia Bouchet is staging a prize fight for the heavy-weight championship.
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Hank : She inherited her unhinged ideas from her old man, along with two million dollars.
Beauregarde Maverick : With that kind of money, you're not unhinged. You're eccentric.
