- [first lines]
- Wilbur Smiley Drake: Well, I'll be fried for bacon. Mr. Maverick. Small world, hey?
- Bart Maverick: That's my complaint, exactly, Smiley. How are things in St. Louis?
- Wilbur Smiley Drake: Warm. Very warm.
- Bart Maverick: You talking about the weather?
- [last lines]
- Tom Blauvelt: Well, Bart, like I said before, you're a handy man to have around. Are you sure you won't change your mind?
- Bart Maverick: I'm afraid not. I'd just be a reminder of something you wanna forget. Tom, thanks for everything. Sheriff.
- Sheriff Coleman: Maverick.