- Samantha Crawford: You, sir, are no gentleman.
- Bart Maverick: Why, you're finding out about me already.
- [Bart has caught Samantha in his hotel room searching the pockets of his jacket]
- Bart Maverick: I'll just lock the evidence in, bring the Sheriff up and, uh, your husband, he can bail you out. How's that?
- Samantha Crawford: Oh, uh, um, um. I-I did tell just one tiny fib.
- Bart Maverick: Noooo.
- Samantha Crawford: I'm-I'm not married.
- Bart Maverick: Oh?
- Samantha Crawford: Does that make a difference.
- Bart Maverick: Yes. That means your husband can't bail you out.
- Bart Maverick: Leave it, Samantha. If they catch us robbing their death lodge, it won't be any picnic.
- Samantha Crawford: What would they do?
- Bart Maverick: Oh, stake us out in the sun, where the ants could eat us.
- Samantha Crawford: Sounds a little bit like a picnic at that.
- [Samantha has been speaking in a very pronounced - and fake - southern accent]
- Bart Maverick: By the way, that's a two-story drop out the window. You could crush quite a few magnolia petals if you try it.
- Bart Maverick: There it is.
- Samantha Crawford: Well, it isn't Delmonico's. What is it?
- Bart Maverick: It's a Sioux death lodge, a new one. That red blanket covers a dead warrior.
- Samantha Crawford: Please, do you mind if we skip the picturesque customs of the natives? Subject under discussion was food.
- Samantha Crawford: What about you? How did you learn about Indians?
- Bart Maverick: Oh, I had to. My brother and I were galvanized Yankees. We volunteered to be Indian fighters to get out of the Yankee prison. In two years, if you didn't learn about Indians, you were dead.
- Samantha Crawford: Lately, I find myself wanting things I never really wanted before.
- Bart Maverick: Like a rose-covered cottage, patter of tiny feet?
- Samantha Crawford: Seems pretty foolish, doesn't it?
- Bart Maverick: I don't know. It might be cheaper for the Mavericks if they had you in the family.
- [during the night, Samantha has stolen the counterfeit plates from Bart and fled]
- Bart Maverick: Brother Bret... shake hands with Brother Bart.
- Samantha Crawford: I did need that reward money and I did mean to turn the plates over to the right people.
- Judge: Of course, you did, my dear. It was an honest mistake.
- Gunnerson: She couldn't make an honest mistake!
- Gunnerson: You think she's still got the plates?
- Bart Maverick: I don't know. But if I was a gambling man, and I am, I'd call her bluff.
- Samantha Crawford: I'm so tired of getting wet.
- Bart Maverick: I'm so tired of chasing after those plates, Sam.
- [last lines]
- [Samantha has stolen Bart's wallet and trapped him on a train heading to St. Louis where Bret Maverick is staying]
- Samantha Crawford: Bye, darling. Oh, say hello to Brother Bret for me. He'll remember me, too.
- [first lines]
- Bret Maverick: [to the audience] Hello, glad to see you again. Do you remember Samantha Crawford, the girl who played stud poker according to Hoyle? Well, all of you who've asked to see her again will be glad to know that she's co-starring with my brother Bart, Jack Kelly, in this week's show, The Savage Hills.
- Bart Maverick: Oh, uh... I understand you're moving up to 306, Mr Gunnerson. Something wrong with this one?
- Gunnerson: Hot night. There's more air on the third floor.