- Bart Maverick: Well, as my old pappy used to say, "Son, so long as you stay away from women and temptation, you're no son of mine."
- Wilma White: Pilar will be on the other side of you. She and I can chaperone each other, Mr. Maverick. Or, uh, hadn't the thought crossed your mind?
- Bart Maverick: Oh, it crossed it ma'am, but it didn't stay.
- [last lines]
- Mayor Cosgrove: I wish you'd change your mind and stay around for a while, see what happens.
- Bart Maverick: I wouldn't dare.
- Mayor Cosgrove: We could use some new blood around here.
- Bart Maverick: I'm, uh, not bleeding.