- Beauregarde Maverick: I should stay and face it, but, somehow I don't want to leave my horse an orphan.
- [first lines]
- Judd Marsh: I'll see ya.
- Hank Lawson: I want to see that, too.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Well, gentlemen, I'd saw there were days when a straight flush could be beaten, but I'd say this isn't one of 'em. Your deal, Mr. Lawson.
- [last lines]
- Kitty O'Hearn: Say, you'll come back.
- Beauregarde Maverick: I'll be back. I swear before Manitou I'll be back.
- [a cannon is fired]
- Kitty O'Hearn: The sunset gun.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Do you think Manitou would mind one more goodbye?
- Kitty O'Hearn: I swear he wouldn't.
- Judd Marsh: You forgot something.
- Pale Moon: [after being sold maggot-infested floiur] Keep it. The maggots are much more home here.
- Hank Lawson: Maverick, you got three choices now: shooting, hanging, or hightailing outta here.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Somehow, I lean towards the third one.
- Pale Moon: He will become a warrior. Is this not true?
- Beauregarde Maverick: [unless Pale Moon marries a warrior, he'll be executed] You name it, I'll become it.
- Pale Moon: I have heard of another custom of your people. It is called kissing. Do you know it?
- Beauregarde Maverick: Yes, it's, uh, it's a lot more fun than shaving.
- Beauregarde Maverick: Pale Moon, I've been thinking. You're too young to marry, and I'm too young to die.
- Beauregarde Maverick: I don't really believe you, Lawson, but like the crooked gambling house, it's the only game in town.
- Beauregarde Maverick: I came to thank you boys for turning me in.
- Hank Lawson: Ha. For $1,000, I'd turn in my own mother.