- Bill Parker: What he doesn't own outright, he holds a mortgage on, and people always do what he says.
- Bart Maverick: I'm gonna spoil his record. Anybody tells me to get outta town, I get very hard of hearing.
- Bill Parker: Help me to teach him a lesson. You can ask any price. Money is no object.
- Bart Maverick: It may not be to you, but to me, money's the most beautiful object in the world, and I have no intention of leaving any of mine here.
- Doc Holliday: Bart Maverick! How are ya? Will you have a drink?
- Bart Maverick: How are you, Doc?
- Doc Holliday: Not too drunk to protect my own interests. This is Ellen. Keep you hands off her. Ellen, this is Bart Maverick, but as far as you're concerned he doesn't exist.
- Doc Holliday: Anybody but me ever tell you what a sneaky mind you've got? I often wonder if we're not related.
- Bart Maverick: Doc, my pappy's not the kind to kiss and tell.
- Doc Holliday: Say, Bart. For that kind of money, you don't think, uh, Bret would try to kill you himself, do ya?
- Bart Maverick: That's ridiculous! He's my brother!
- Doc Holliday: Oh.
- Bart Maverick: Still, we haven't been too close lately.
- [first lines]
- Sam Landry: Well, morning, Paul.
- Paul: Morning, Sam. Well, I see they're still at it. Lights still on.
- Sam Landry: Yep.
- [last lines]
- Bart Maverick: You were just gonna count to three, and... Oh, in the final analysis, you just couldn't pull that trigger, Doc... Could you?
- Doc Holliday: I don't know. Guess that's one thing neither of us will every know, for sure.