- Detective Stan Switek: Can you tell us where the Royal Hotel is?
- Hotel Manager: [jumping rope on the sidewalk] This is it, you're standing on the sun deck, and this here's the health spa.
- Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Know what I like about you, Rickles?
- Rickles: What?
- Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: Not a damn thing.
- Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: One Riot, One Ranger. I read about this when I was a kid.
- Detective Ricardo Tubbs: What does it mean?
- Det. James 'Sonny' Crockett: It means this old man was a Texas Ranger.
- Detective Stan Switek: This is a warrant to search Jake Pierson's room.
- Old lady: [expecting mail] Is that for me?
- Hotel Manager: Noooo! This isn't for you.