Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Faithful unto Death (1998)
Laura Howard: Cully Barnaby
Quotes
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Joyce Barnaby : It seems the only honest people in Morton Fendle are Bunny and Elfrida.
Cully Barnaby : Apart from their draw, that is.
D.C.I. Barnaby : Yeah. What?
Cully Barnaby : The marijuana. He grows it in the greenhouse. What they don't smoke themselves he puts in the Bunny cakes.
[pause]
Cully Barnaby : I thought you knew and were turning a blind eye.
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Nigel Anderson : Prithee, sweet maid, dost thou wish to partake of a beef burger?
Cully Barnaby : Um, actually...
Doreen Anderson : Perchance a veggie burger is more to thy taste. And you, kind sir, a dog of the hot variety. Yonder at the barbecue.
Nigel Anderson : Two sovereigns apiece.
Cully Barnaby : Gadzooks.
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Cully Barnaby : Hey, Dad. That old lady over there, the mutton dressed as lamb, do you know her?
D.C.I. Barnaby : That's a terrible thing to say, even though it's true. No, I don't.
Cully Barnaby : No, she's that actress, Elfrida somebody. You know, come on. What's her name?
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D.C.I. Barnaby : I'm going to clean up that cesspit known as Morton Fendle. I'll have that Gray Patterson for starters, for bribing Cathy Bullard.
Joyce Barnaby : She seems fine about it now.
D.C.I. Barnaby : Well, okay then. Reg Buckley, hm, for skimming the milk fund to buy 3,000 pounds worth of hi-fi.
Cully Barnaby : 3,000?
D.C.I. Barnaby : 3,000. You know what ours cost?
Joyce Barnaby : 432 pounds.
D.C.I. Barnaby : 432 pounds from Comet. Now what can he hear that I can't, huh?
Cully Barnaby : So you don't think Reg has been punished enough for losing his daughter? Depends on your view of daughters, I suppose.
D.C.I. Barnaby : Well, at least let me have the Andersons. If self-importance is not a crime, it should be. Plus, they had their fingers in the till.