Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Painted in Blood (2003)

Jane Wymark: Joyce Barnaby

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• [last lines] 

  Joyce Barnaby : Oh, the next painting's mine.

  Colin Hawksley : By Joyce Barnaby.

  Joyce Barnaby : What if no one makes a bid?

  Colin Hawksley : Who'll start me on 20 pounds? 20 pounds? Come on, come on, 20 pounds. Well, 10 pounds. Come on, ladies and gentlemen.

  [Barnaby raises his hand] 

  Colin Hawksley : Right, who'll go to 15? 15 pounds, hmm?

  Godfrey Teal : One hundred pounds.

  Colin Hawksley : One hundred pounds I'm bid. Well done, Major Teal. Now, who'll go to 150 pounds? Someone, surely. Come on, 150 pounds, someone.

  [Barnaby reluctantly raises his hand] 

• Joyce Barnaby : Well, it's my first day. I'm a bit nervous.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Joyce, it's only the Causton Watercolor Society. What have you got to be nervous about?

  Joyce Barnaby : Thanks.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, you know what I mean. Anyway, you're going to spend a lovely day in picturesque midsummer glory.

  Joyce Barnaby : I suppose you're going to tell me there's been some grisly murder there.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : No, I'm not. As far as I know, a Midsomer Florey is a haven of tranquility.