- Kimberly Hart: Hey, Kaplan just took off. Now's our chance to sneak out.
- Jason Lee Scott: Come on, let's follow her.
- Bulk: I wouldn't. She'll be back.
- Skull: Three, two, one...
- Mr. Kaplan: [leading Kimberly back in] And stay in!
- Bulk: Pfft. Amateurs.
- [as the teens are figuring out what to do in order to stop the fake Power Rangers from attacking Angel Grove]
- Zack Taylor: Hey Skull, you want to see a magic trick?
- Skull: Sure!
- Bulk: Yeah, geek, show us something we haven't seen.
- Kimberly Hart: You mean like the alphabet?
- Zack Taylor: Alright, alright, check this out: I can make us disappear.
- Skull: No way!
- Zack Taylor: Yes way! Alright, but first, cover your eyes.
- Jason Lee Scott: And count backwards from ten.
- [Bulk and Skull then cover their faces with their bandanas]
- Trini Kwan: Now, plug your ears with your fingers and then count backwards.
- [finally, Bulk and Skull plug their ears with their fingers and begin counting backwards]
- [upon witnessing that the "Power Rangers" have joined the forces of evil]
- Kimberly Hart: I can't believe my eyes.
- Trini Kwan: Or my ears.
- [as Bulk and Skull search for the teens]
- Bulk: Hey! Mr. Caplan, those goody-goods are gone.
- Mr. Kaplan: [sarcastically] Sure, Bulk.
- Skull: Scum's honor? Just go in and check.
- [meanwhile, the teens are back in the detention room and rush back to their desks]
- Mr. Kaplan: Alright, but if they're in there, you guys will be doing detention at age 50.
- Bulk: So what's another two years?
- Bulk: Put a lid on it, nincompoop.
- Bulk: Hey! You, get out of my chair.
- Jason Lee Scott: Do I see your name written on it?
- [Bulk moves Jason's binder and reveals his name is on the desk, spelled with two "U's"]
- Bulk: Yeah. Right there. See? B-U-U-L-K!
- Trini Kwan: It's not even spelled right.
- Skull: [thinking Kimberly is her evil twin] So, we still on for tonight?
- Kimberly Hart: [groaning in disgust] Ugh. Get real, eel.
- Bulk: [to Skull, after unpacking an exaggeratedly large lunch] Quit staring. Your ugly mug is making me lose my appetite.
- Jason Lee Scott: Something's not right, guys.
- Trini Kwan: Yeah. What is going on?
- Zack Taylor: Skull thinks he has a date with Kimberly.
- Billy Cranston: Not even Skull's that mentally deficient.
- Bulk: Oh, boy! It's time for my favorite cartoon.
- [he unpacks a television from his "detention survival kit" and plugs it in; Skull sits down in front of him]
- Bulk: [throwing him aside] Out of my way, pighead.
- Skull: But, Bulk, I want to see, too.
- Billy Cranston: [taking notes] Hmm! What a remarkable display of early Neanderthal socio contact.
- Billy Cranston: Mr. Caplan, can we give you a hand?
- Mr. Kaplan: [referring to the rest of the teens, including Billy] You five, detention now!
- [upon watching the Power Rangers defeat the fake versions of themselves]
- Rita Repulsa: [sobbing] Oh, Those Power Rangers are doing it again. I can't stand it! I just can't stand it!