Mike Hammer (TV Series)

Stocks and Blondes (1959)

Darren McGavin: Mike Hammer

Quotes 

• Mike Hammer : [narrating]  Si Loomis was moving up in the world. The only office he'd ever had was in his pocket.

• [Mike enters Loomis' private office and finds him kissing Dina passionately] 

  Simon Loomis : Now look here, Hammer. This is my place of business.

  Mike Hammer : Business, huh? Well, I don't have to ask what your business is - she looked great! Who is she?

  Simon Loomis : My secretary.

  Mike Hammer : Secretary, eh? I thought the big love in your life was Edie Sanford.

• Mike Hammer : [to Edie]  Boy oh boy oh boy. He's really pulled the wool over your eyes - right down to the chin.

• Mike Hammer : Ah, one more choice item. Another of Si Loomis' enterprises is a beautiful young chick.

  Edie Sanford : Shut up!

  Mike Hammer : You're being taken, Edie, in every direction.

  Edie Sanford : Get out of here!

  Mike Hammer : East, west, north and south!

• Mike Hammer : [narrating]  Well, I tried. Whoever coined the phrase love is blind must have know Edie Sanford personally. She liked Si Loomis, trusted him, was willing to be fooled by him, so she stuck with him.