Sheriff Lobo challenges Bishop County's Commander Cain to a grudge match football game after the two lawmen's bungling allowed con man Slick Willy to escape. Lobo rounds up the town's burliest men to bulk up his dream team. Do Cain's straitlaced players stand a chance against Lobo's unorthodox antics that include Perkins playing quarterback, a 'shine-spiked water cooler and strippers for cheerleaders?
—Gary R. Peterson