Mister Ed (TV Series)

Don't Laugh at Horses (1963)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

Quotes 

• Mister Ed : It's a strike all right, Wilbur. I'm pulling out every horse from under you.

  Wilbur Post : Just because I'm wearing a horse outfit to a costume party?

  Mister Ed : You make fun of horses, and all you'll be riding is a pogo stick.

  Wilbur Post : Ed, if you don't call off this ridiculous strike, I'll trade you in for a rocking chair!

  Mister Ed : [scoffs]  You're going to look real silly trying to ride that on a bridle path.

• Wilbur Post : You insist on continuing this strike?

  Mister Ed : You insist on wearing that horse outfit?

  Wilbur Post : Yes!

  [after a long pause] 

  Mister Ed : I am willing to submit this to the labor relations board.

  Wilbur Post : Well, I am not. And there's only one way to handle a disobedient horse like you. I'm sending you to an animal training school!

  Mister Ed : Fine! Do with me what you want, Wilbur. Just remember this. If I fall, there will be another horse to pick up the torch and carry on the fight for the preservation of horsely dignity. I thank you.