- Wilbur Post: [Just to prove to themselves, Mister Ed - with Wilbur, riding - jumps a hurdle] We did it! We did it, Ed!
- Mister Ed: [Ed groans, and monas] Get off me, Wilbur. I think I'm gonna faint.
- Wilbur Post: What's been happening to you? I haven't seen you for so many years. You married?
- Karl Dickenson: To the most gorgeous little girl you ever wanted to see. Two years ago she was Miss Alabama. How about you? Married?
- Wilbur Post: To the most gorgeous girl you'll ever see. Two years ago she was Miss Higgins.