Mister Ed (TV Series)
Ed the Shish Kebab (1964)
Alan Young: Wilbur Post
Quotes
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Wilbur Post : Now, let me think. What else could I put in that box?
[Wilbur's face lights up and he looks directly at Mr. Ed]
Mister Ed : Forget it! You're not measuring me for any box.
Wilbur Post : Of course, instead of swords, I'll use spears. I'll get a special box made.
Mister Ed : Yeah, with six handles so they can carry me out.
Wilbur Post : You'll be fine, Ed. This is the way it works: you get in the box, and I stick the spears through...
Mister Ed : And there I am: shishkebob!
Wilbur Post : You'll be all right. I'll hire a special carpenter to make the box, see? Everything down will be measured to the fraction of an inch. You'll be as safe as...
Mister Ed : Sitting on a deck chair on the Titanic!
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Wilbur Post : Ed, don't you want me to beat Marty Bixby and win this magic contest?
Mister Ed : No harpoons for me! My name is Mister Ed, not Moby Dick.
Wilbur Post : Ed, didn't you tell me that you're dying to go to San Francisco?
Mister Ed : When I said it, it was just a figure of speach.
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Wilbur Post : Ed, do you think I'd take a chance hurting you?
Mister Ed : No.
Wilbur Post : If I thought you'd get the slightest scratch, do you think I'd put you in that box?
Mister Ed : No.
Wilbur Post : So, will you do the trick for me tomorrow night?
Mister Ed : NO!