Mister Ed (TV Series)

Sorority House (1961)

Larry Keating: Roger Addison

Quotes 

• Roger Addison : Wilbur, would you do me a favor?

  Wilbur Post : Sure, what is it?

  Roger Addison : Will you let me borrow your horse this weekend for State University's Homecoming football game?

  Wilbur Post : I doubt they'll accept him. He never graduated from high school.

  Roger Addison : I'm serious. I went today to visit the boys at Sigma Nu Delta, my old fraternity. It seems that State U's rival college, Brighton University, stole their mascott, a palomino horse. So, I promised the boys that the could use your horse for this weekend's homecoming football game. What do you say?

  Wilbur Post : Well, since you promised...

  [Mister Ed shoves Wilbur from behind] 

  Wilbur Post : You can't have him.

  Roger Addison : Why, thank... I beg your pardon?

  Wilbur Post : Maybe you should find another horse. Ed's very uncomfortable away from his home.

  Roger Addison : But the university is only a 20 minute drive from here, and the boys will bring him back right after the game.

  Wilbur Post : Well, since they'll bring him back...

  [Mister Ed again shoves Wilbur from behind] 

  Wilbur Post : You can't have him.

  Roger Addison : Wilbur, I've already promised the boys that they could have your horse. You're putting me in a difficult position.

  Wilbur Post : If that's the case...

  [Mister Ed shoves Wilbur a final time] 

  Wilbur Post : Then, you're in trouble.