- Bill's Right-Hand Man: [Hazing a fraternity pledge] Who is the grooviest chick you know?
- Pledge: Raquel Welch.
- Bill's Right-Hand Man: [All the frat boys draw in closer] Do you really know Raquel Welch?
- Pledge: No, but I'd like to.
- Julie Barnes: I like him, Linc. Is there a rule that says everyone we touch in this job has to stink?
- Linc Hayes: No, no rule.
- Holly Anders: I have wrestled Aristophanes, dialogued with Plato, found the square root of eternity, clashed victorious on the field of scrimmage, and now... I am here.
- Bill Jacobs: We were leaning on Dever, just a kittle, when this black came busting in like Superman! It got rough, Dever went for his gun, we just had to get out.