Monarch of the Glen (TV Series)

Episode #4.10 (2002)

Julian Fellowes: Kilwillie

Quotes 

• Kilwillie : I don't want to fall out with you over this but dash it all, my water's about to furnish the Royal table. I can't have it used by every Tom, Dick and Golly for their ablutions.

  Archie MacDonald : That is both petty and insulting.

  Kilwillie : Petty? Archibald MacDonald, consider our two great and ancient houses in dispute!

  Archie MacDonald : OK.

• Kilwillie : Kilwillie's Spring Water will be the most sought after, the most exclusive, the most hideously expensive manifestation of God's great bounty that ever fell upon our heads! Your mission is to guard every drop and trickle of this priceless commodity. Never in the history of bottled water has so much depended on so few.

• Kilwillie : Now Lexie, this is men's talk.

  Lexie MacDonald : Out of your backsides as usual.