The Monkees (TV Series)

Hillbilly Honeymoon (1967)

Peter Tork: Peter

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Quotes 

• Peter : Are you with the bride or the groom?

  Micky : It all depends who's left.

• Peter : All right, let's try it again. Now, what are the four qualities that a lady respects most in a gentleman?

  Jud Weskitt : Kindness... consideration... affection... and a punch in the mouth!

  Peter : Well, that's three out of four.

• Paw Chubber : I'll kill the first Weskitt that crosses that line!

  Jud Weskitt : Oh, I'll shoot the first Chubber that crosses!

  Peter : Oh, well, we're neither Weskitt nor Chubber.

  Davy : No!

  Peter : I guess that lets us off the hook.

  Paw Chubber : We both hate strangers!

  [both families cock their guns and aim at the Monkees] 

  Peter : I geuss that, er, puts us back on the hook.

• Ella Mae Chubber : I love ya, Micky!

  Peter : I'm Peter.

  Ella Mae Chubber : I love ya, Peter!

  [kisses him passionately] 

  Peter : Well, I tried.

• Maw Weskitt : Well who's gonna make a gentleman outta my boy in one hour?

  Micky : Only one man in the world can do that, Maw, couse he's had eight marriages himself. Raybert presents: comin' straight from the mountains: Uncle Raccoon!

  Peter : [Peter enters dressed like Davy Crocket, speaking with a German accent]  Someone here have trouble with ze marriage?

  Mike : That's the wrong accent!