- Mike: Hello, Mayor Motley. My name is Mike Nesmith and I'd like to talk to you about this new parking lot that's...
- Mayor Motley: I'm eh, sorry, Nesmyer, but I don't hire any construction workers.
- Mayor Motley: Now then, Neswosh...
- Mike: Nesmith.
- Mayor Motley: Our country was settled in 1612...
- Mike: Well I know that...
- Mayor Motley: From cross the shores...
- [cut to stock footage of Peter and Mike playing cowboys and indians]
- Mayor Motley: From across the shores the pilgrims landed and found Indians.
- Mike: Yeah...
- Mayor Motley: Luckily they moved those indians. Why, throwing people out of their homes is the American way!
- Mike: Huh?
- Mayor Motley: Then we are in total agreement. And Nesboum, I wanna to thank you as one good American to another, for enlightening me as to your opinion.
- Mayor Motley: Do you think he's got a chance?
- Wilbur Zeckenbush: According to the democratic system of this city, anybody's got a change... if I own him. Do I own him?
- Mayor Motley: [cheering up] No, you own me!
- Wilbur Zeckenbush: Then he hasn't got a chance.
- Micky: This is it! It's those thousands of little people sending in their nickels, dimes, and quarters.
- Mike: But these checks are for hundreds, and thousands!
- Micky: This is it, Mike, it's those thousands of big people sending their hundreds and thousands.
- Davy: Hey, what are we gonna do with all this money?
- Micky: It's two days to election. We can blow this town wide open!
- Mike: Micky, the town's already wide open. That's what we're trying to change.
- Micky: It's two days to election, we can blow this town wide closed!