The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Chow Mein (1967)

Joey Forman: Dragonman

Quotes 

• The Dragonman : I want you to find the Monkee, get the cookie, bring the Monkee and the cookie to me. Repeat, please.

  Toto : Ah, I find... the cookie, I bring the Monkee...

  Micky : Oh, no, no, no, no. No, you find the cookie, get the Monkee, then cook the cookie.

  The Dragonman : Quiet please!

• Micky : Hey! Hey, Dragonman! Call off your goon! I don't like the way he's acting!

  The Dragonman : You're no Laurence Olivier yourself!

• The Dragonman : Eh, Toto, remember first rule of our spy organization.

  Toto : What is that, master?

  The Dragonman : He who eat cookie, screw up formula something terrible.

• The Dragonman : So, Toto, we must find lost portion of formula.

  Toto : But, master, who took the formula?

  The Dragonman : The boy with the long hair named Peter.

  Toto : Oh, that's a strange name for long hair.

• The Dragonman : So, he has fallen into my krutches!

  Micky : Your crutches?

  The Dragonman : Not my crutches, my krutches!

• The Dragonman : It was a bold and daring move, your coming here.

  Peter : I'd put my arm in the fire for Micky!

  The Dragonman : Oh, that's very specialized work.

• The Dragonman : You expect me to believe you make money singing like that?

  Micky : I didn't say we made money, I said we sing.