The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees in Texas (1967)

Barton MacLane: Bart

Quotes 

• Ben Cartwheel : Hey, uh, water my horse, will you, son?

  Davy : Water your horse? I'm not a stable boy!

  Ben Cartwheel : I don't care about your mental condition; water my horse!

• Black Bart : Have ya had enough, Nesters?

  Mike : The name is Nesmith and if you're gonna scream it out here in the middle of a war, get it right. That's Nesmith!

  Peter : I thought Mike's name was Nester?

  Mike : N.A.P.K.Y.O.R.J.P.

  Aunt Kate Nesmith : No, no 'nester' means farmer. He's right, he means nesters.

  Mike : Oh? Oh, hey, I'm sorry, er, I didn't realize, you know, and it seems you were right in the first place, so go ahead with your speech.