The Monkees (TV Series)

Son of a Gypsy (1966)

Jeanne Arnold: Maria

Quotes 

• Micky : You don't understand, we're not thieves, Maria. Ah, mamma. I mean mom, eh...

  Mama Maria : Nonsense, the urge to steal is basic. We are al thieves at heart.

  Davy : Where did she get that idea?

  Mike : She stole it.

• Mama Maria : If they don't drop that vulture in five minutes, it's curtains for you!

  Peter : Oh, for a minute I thought you were gonna kill me.

• Mama Maria : He's going through a stage.

  Davy : Oh, I'm realy glad to hear that.

  Mama Maria : Marco's sullen moods only last 3 years!

• Mama Maria : Marco, one word please. You know the plan: each one of you will knock them out, drug them, drag them, and then tie them up. But Marco, promise me one thing: No rough-house.

• Mama Maria : He's a very tricky young man. You can tell he's a thief. It's written all over his face.

  Mama Maria : [Peter has 'theif' written on his forehead]  A good thief, but a bad speller.

• Davy : Well Maria, we're certainly glad you've turned over a new leaf.

  Mama Maria : Yes, you boys have shown us that my boys can make a faster dollar in showbusiness.

  Marco : And with as little talent, too.