Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

Full Frontal Nudity (1969)

Terry Jones: Man in Dirty Raincoat, Dino Vercotti, Barbara, Voice Over #2, Groom, African Native, Han, Porter, Flasher, Second Young Man, Cinema Manager

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Quotes 

• Lionel the Hermit : [Fourth hermit passes by]  Morning Frank.

  Frank the Hermit : Morning Lionel. Well he says that moss tends to fall off the cave walls during cold weather. You know you might get a really bad spell and half the moss drops off the cave wall, leaving you cold.

  Second Hermit : Oh well, Mr Robinson's cave's never been exactly nirvana has it?

  Frank the Hermit : Well, quite, that's what I mean. Anyway, Mr Rogers, he's the, er, hermit...

  Second Hermit : ...on the end.

  Frank the Hermit : ...up at the top, yes. Well he tried wattles and he came out in a rash.

  Second Hermit : Really?

  Frank the Hermit : Yes, and there's me with half a wall wattled, I mean what'll I do?

  Second Hermit : Well why don't you try birds nests like I've done? Or else, dead bracken.

  Han the Hermit : [calling from a distance]  Frank!

  Frank the Hermit : Yes Han?

  Han the Hermit : Can I borrow your goat?

  Frank the Hermit : Er, yes that'll be all right. Oh leave me a pint for breakfast will you?...

  [to hermit] 

  Frank the Hermit : You see, you know that is the trouble with living half way up a cliff - you feel so cut off. You know it takes me two hours every morning to get out onto the moors, collect my berries, chastise myself, and two hours back in the evening.

  Second Hermit : Still there's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people.

  Frank the Hermit : Oh yes, I wouldn't go back to public relations.

  Second Hermit : Oh well, bye for now Frank, must toddle.

• Dino Vercotti : [swaggering in]  Morning Colonel.

  The Colonel : Good morning gentlemen, now what can I do for you?

  Luigi Vercotti : You've ah, you've got a nice Army base here, Colonel.

  The Colonel : Yes?

  Luigi Vercotti : We wouldn't want anything to happen to it...

  The Colonel : What?

  Dino Vercotti : What my brother means is, it would be a shame if ah

  [throws a knick knack to the floor shattering it] 

  Dino Vercotti : aw, sorry Colonel.