Moonlighting (TV Series)
The Next Murder You Hear (1985)
Cybill Shepherd: Maddie Hayes
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Quotes
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Maddie Hayes : [David hanging from the back of a door, still drunk from the night before] David, David, David. You look awful.
David Addison Jr. : Don't you "David, David, David" me, you wanton woman. That's what you are. A woman who's wanton.
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Maddie Hayes : For your in formation, I spent last evening with...
David Addison Jr. : With who?
Maddie Hayes : I swore I wouldn't tell...
David Addison Jr. : Come on, your secret's safe... Give me a hint. Rhymes with...
Maddie Hayes : No!
David Addison Jr. : Joe?
Maddie Hayes : Addison!
David Addison Jr. : Maddison?
Maddie Hayes : Please!
David Addison Jr. : Louise?
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David Addison Jr. : You're weird.
Maddie Hayes : This is very meaningful. Humpty Dumpty is calling me cracked.
David Addison Jr. : No, no, no... You're repressed or obsessed or one of those "essed" words. Every time something comes up that involves men or sex or...
Maddie Hayes : Boinking?"Is that the word you're looking for?
David Addison Jr. : See what I mean? That's not normal.
Maddie Hayes : I'm supposed to sit here and discuss my mental health with a man who refers to the act of human procreation as boinking?
David Addison Jr. : See? See what I mean? Right away, you get all stiff and tense.
