- Herman Munster: [shouting] Hi Marylin! Come on in and bring your boyfriend. We'd love to have him for dinner!
- Herman Munster: Come, on, hurry up, Grandpa, we're all set to go to the drive-in. They're having a Porky Pig cartoon and I wanna get there for the beginning, so I can follow the plot.
- Ted Bradley: Now, what's a beautiful girl like you doing calling for help?
- Marilyn Munster: Well, this is the first time in ages that they went out, and I didn't know what else to do.
- Ted Bradley: Just as I thought. When will they get back?
- Ted Bradley: In a minute, but you don't understand...
- Ted Bradley: Please, spare me the painful details, we haven't a moment to waste!
- Herman Munster: How are you gonna get the frog to drink the potion out of that glass?
- Grandpa: Oh, my boy, that's very simple. You see, I'll change the potion into a fly. And then I'll get the stupid frog to eat the fly.
- Herman Munster: Grandpa, you blew it again! The spell wore off. I told you not to buy those magic potions in Tijuana.