- Lily Munster: Did you ask him why he was so definite about quitting school?
- Herman Munster: Wel, no.
- [waving his newspaper in the air]
- Herman Munster: With Little Orphan Annie in such a mess, I guess I just didn't come round to it.
- Herman Munster: Uhm, Eddie, I came up here to have a little talk to you. Uhm, man to man.
- Eddie Wolfgang Munster: Mom made you, huh?
- Grandpa Munster: [about Herman] You know Eddie, I love him. But there are times I'd like to bite him right in the throat.
- Herman Munster: The lesson I want you to learn is it doesn't matter what you look like. You can be tall or short, or fat or thin, or ugly or handsome, like your father. Or you can be black or yellow or white... it doesn't matter. What does matter is the size of your heart and the strength of your character.