- Charlie Wiggens: [Herman has to take an eye-test] Now then. You see this chart?
- Herman Munster: Yes.
- Charlie Wiggens: You passed.
- Lily Munster: [abou Herman] Oh dear, he just has to pass that driving test. If he doesn't, he'll lose his job. And you know how reluctant companies are to hire people when they're up in their 150s.
- Mr. Howell: Well, I, eh, I see by your application that you're aplying for a commercial license. Eh, you're going to be a cab driver?
- Herman Munster: Eh, you might say that. Eh, sort of a one way cab driver.
- Charlie Wiggens: [Herman has to give Mr. Wiggens his thumb print, and shows both his thumbs] Well, look at that! Two thumbs on one hand! Reminds me of my cousin Waldo.
- Herman Munster: He has two thumbs on one hand?
- Charlie Wiggens: No, no, on one foot. You should see that boy deal a deck of cards!