The Munsters (TV Series)
If a Martian Answers, Hang Up (1965)
Al Lewis: Grandpa
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Quotes
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Grandpa : Look Herman, take my advice: don't try to be noble, just learn to mind you're own business. That's just what I've been doing ever since I told that Napoleon fellow to take that short cut through Waterloo.
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Grandpa : I got it in here somewhere, let me see, what do we have here? Heh. Oh, a rabbit's foot carried by General Custer. Oh, Mother's day card from Lizzie Borden. Compas off the Titanic. Ah! Here it is!
[cackles with glee]
Grandpa : My radio direction finder.
Herman Munster : Direction finder? Grandpa, that's just an old fashioned divining rod!
Grandpa : True, true, heh, but I had it transistorized last month!
[dials show that the direction finder can be set to find Water, Girls, Metal and Flying Objects]