The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Twiggy (1976)
Eren Ozker: Hilda, Wanda, Janice, Dancer
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : Uh, look Scooter, we're kind of busy right now but we'll keep our eyes open. I mean, seriously, I think you've been using your imagination too much. If there's a Phantom of the Muppet Show, I'm a monkey's uncle.
Wanda : [screaming] Help, there's a phantom in the dressing room!
[faints]
Kermit the Frog : Anybody got a banana?
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Dancer : What's the difference between immoral and illegal?
Sam the Eagle : Well, immoral is, uh, doing bad things. Illegal is me with a tummy ache.
[pause]
Sam the Eagle : I didn't write it.