- Fozzie Bear: I don't approve of belly dancers. Why can't they dance on the floor like everyone else?
- [Kermit catches Miss Piggy getting noisily romantic with Charles Aznavour]
- Kermit: Oh, I knew that would happen. Charles, listen, on behalf of all the Muppets, I want to say how sorry we are...
- Charles Aznavour: Sorry? Sorry? I just met the girl of my dreams!
- [gets up]
- Charles Aznavour: Piggy? Oh, Piggy?
- [leaves]
- Kermit: Well! One man's poison is another man's bacon.
- [laughs]
- Miss Piggy: [runs up] HI-YAH!
- [she karate-chops Kermit, knocking him down]
- Miss Piggy: Barbarian!
- Mildred: Well, as to man's role in the universe, I don't think he can.
- Hilda: Can what?
- Mildred: I don't think he can roll. In the universe. I mean, he's not round enough to roll.
- Sam the Eagle: [resting his head in his hand] This can't be happening.