- Sweetums: Pretty blond lady make good fondue?
- Cloris Leachman: Oh, that depends. Eh, eh, eh, are you thinking of me as the cook or the dish?
- Sweetums: Well, you're quite a dish!
- Cloris Leachman: That does it, I'm leaving.
- Cloris Leachman: Where did those pigs come from?
- Kermit the Frog: And where did they GO? I mean, who would organize a hog calling contest? It was amazing, it was bizarre...
- Cloris Leachman: ...It was easy!
- Kermit the Pig: What's the matter, did I get your name wrong?
- Cloris Leachman: Eh, no, no that's not it.
- Kermit the Pig: Eh, you don't like the dress?
- Cloris Leachman: Eh,no it's ok for the number I'm doing.
- Kermit the Pig: You don't like the number?
- Cloris Leachman: Eh, no, it's ok for the dress I'm wearing.