The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Madeline Kahn (1977)

Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Lobster

Quotes 

• [Gonzo has gotten over his crush on Miss Piggy] 

  Gonzo : I found somebody else.

  Miss Piggy : Oh, well, uh, yeah, what, uh...

  [clears throat] 

  Miss Piggy : What's she like?

  Gonzo : Well, she's nothing like you at all.

  Miss Piggy : Mm-hmm.

  Gonzo : She's BEAUTIFUL!

  [Piggy looks stunned and slowly looks toward Gonzo] 

  Gonzo : And she's got this cute little nose. And she's intelligent and talented, and I'm very happy.

  [Gonzo looks toward Piggy, who quivers in anger and holds up her fist] 

  Gonzo : So you see, breaking up with you isn't painful at all.

  Miss Piggy : Not until now! Hiiii-ya!

  [karate-chops Gonzo on the nose, twisting it into his mouth] 

  Gonzo : [muffled]  I see what you mean.