- [Gonzo has gotten over his crush on Miss Piggy]
- Gonzo: I found somebody else.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, well, uh, yeah, what, uh...
- [clears throat]
- Miss Piggy: What's she like?
- Gonzo: Well, she's nothing like you at all.
- Miss Piggy: Mm-hmm.
- Gonzo: She's BEAUTIFUL!
- [Piggy looks stunned and slowly looks toward Gonzo]
- Gonzo: And she's got this cute little nose. And she's intelligent and talented, and I'm very happy.
- [Gonzo looks toward Piggy, who quivers in anger and holds up her fist]
- Gonzo: So you see, breaking up with you isn't painful at all.
- Miss Piggy: Not until now! Hiiii-ya!
- [karate-chops Gonzo on the nose, twisting it into his mouth]
- Gonzo: [muffled] I see what you mean.
- Announcer: [voice over] Tune in two weeks from tonight, and miss next weeks... Pigs... in... Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
- The Newsman: Reports are coming in from all over the world that television news reporters are blowing up. These unlikely rumors have...
- [suddenly, the Newsman himself blows up and is gone]