- Sam the American Eagle: Ah, Beethoven. At last! Ah. Well, for Beethoven I will stay. He's my favorite playwright.
- James Coco: Let me see if my crystal ball will speak to me.
- [Unveils crystal ball; Beauregard is inside]
- Beauregard: Howdy.
- James Coco: Aah! Bad news!
- Fozzie: What?
- James Coco: It spoke to me.
- Fozzie: You see a tall, cute stranger?
- James Coco: Could be taller, could be cuter, but it couldn't be stranger.