- Arab drilling-rig operator: Before we start d-trilling, where should zwe pahrk ze CAMELS?
- Wealthy Arab sheik: [hearing that Kermit is in the hospital, and having already confidently offered to buy Kenny Rogers a new guitar to replace the one that his camel stepped on] Do not vurry about ze frog, ve vill buy you a new one!
- Scooter: [in a disgusted irritable tone at the sheik's unaware and indifferent "I'm so rich that I can just buy my way out of any problem" attitude] Will you STOP that?
- The Newsman: Now for a Muppet News Flash! Muppet Labs has just announced that they are recalling their latest model hospital bed used in the "Lime and Coconut" production number. The beds were built on an assembly line formerly used for popup toasters.
- [suddenly, the sound of a spring is heard and Kermit is flung off the hospital bed and through the newsroom, hitting his head on the desk]
- Rowlf the Dog: Nurse Piggy, you cannot let your personal feelings affect your duty. You are a nurse.
- Miss Piggy: I may be a nurse, but I'm a woman first.
- Rowlf the Dog: Wrong! You're a pig first, nurse second... I don't think "woman" made the top ten.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie! Kermie, can you hear me? This is Nurse Piggy! I will never leave your side till you have taken your last breath!
- [to Rowlf]
- Miss Piggy: Do you think he heard me?
- Rowlf the Dog: He must have. His pulse has stopped.