The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Dizzy Gillespie (1980)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, Slim Wilson
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : Too much noise on our show? Uh, wha-what kind of noise?
Inspector LaBrea : Certainly not applause and laughter!
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Slim Wilson : Hey, do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?
Floyd Pepper : Practice, man. Practice.
Zoot : The old ones are the best ones.
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Kermit the Frog : What's your wife's name, Waldorf?
Waldorf : Astoria!
Kermit the Frog : [grimacing to the camera] It figures.
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Kermit the Frog : [Kermit is arguing with Waldorf's wife Astoria about the show] You're bad as the two old Geezers.
Waldorf : Why not? She's a Geezeress.
[Waldorf laughs and Astoria punches him]