- Kermit the Frog: Too much noise on our show? Uh, wha-what kind of noise?
- Inspector LaBrea: Certainly not applause and laughter!
- Slim Wilson: Hey, do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?
- Floyd Pepper: Practice, man. Practice.
- Zoot: The old ones are the best ones.
- Kermit the Frog: What's your wife's name, Waldorf?
- Waldorf: Astoria!
- Kermit the Frog: [grimacing to the camera] It figures.
- Kermit the Frog: [Kermit is arguing with Waldorf's wife Astoria about the show] You're bad as the two old Geezers.
- Waldorf: Why not? She's a Geezeress.
- [Waldorf laughs and Astoria punches him]