- Fritz: ow, remember this is your big moment. Here, I vant the shpark. The moment of magic, the raw, unbridled passion! You know vhat I vant?
- Liza O'Shaughnessy: Yeah, smile and show my legs.
- Fritz: There goes a pro.
- Kermit the Private Eye: [narrating] I'll never understand show people. A murder is committed and they go out and sing.
- Lew Zealand: [choking] Ah! Poison!
- [collapses]
- Patrol Bear: This man was murdered to shut him up!
- Bunsen Honeydew: No he wasn't! He choked on a fish bone!
- Patrol Bear: But, he yelled, Poison!
- Bunsen Honeydew: Which I believe is the French word for fish!
- [starts to chocke and dies as well]
- Liza O'Shaughnessy: Kermit! Kermit, the final curtain has fallen. I've played my last role. Good night, sweet prince. Hello, Death.