- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Come on, Beaker. Uncle Bunny will just put you in an envelope and mail you to the hospital.
- Fozzie Bear: Can we... declare an intermission?
- Kermit the Frog: Uh, I tried that once. The audience left and they never came back.
- Jonathan Winters: [after meeting an Alien who claims to be a comedian from Earth] Oh, Steve Martin. Gosh, you'll do anything, won't you?