The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Gladys Knight (1980)

Richard Hunt: Statler, Scooter, Janice, Archaeologist

Quotes 

• Fozzie Bear : Oh, boy. Look at this. Oh, Scooter, Scooter. Do you think there's room for my monologue in the show?

  Scooter : Oh, afraid not, Foz. Uh, but you can be in the next number. Yeah, Signor Baffi's assistant didn't show up.

  Fozzie Bear : Oh, terrific. You won't be sorry. What do I do?

  Scooter : Well, uh, can you go out and stand on stage and smile?

  Fozzie Bear : Can I! Can a fly bird?

• Scooter : And now, the act you've all been waiting for: the one and only Signor Baffi and his flashing knives of death!