The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Hal Linden (1980)

Richard Hunt: Statler, Janice, Pair of Teeth, Salsburg Sauerkraut Singer, British Man

Quotes 

• Waldorf : We made a terrible mistake!

  Statler : Ugh. That act was so bad, the frog could have booked it.

  Waldorf : [Geri and the Atrics walk off stage]  I thought you girls sang Sigmund Romberg tunes.

  Atrics Tambourine Player : Aw, get with it, you turkey! We're what's happening.

• Statler : Now, we all know Hal Linden is a great comedy actor.

  Waldorf : Yes, and we all know that Hal Linden is a terrific musical comedy star.

  Hal Linden : Did you also know that Hal Linden is quitting this show and going home?

• Statler : You know, I never liked their theme music.

  Waldorf : Neither did I.

  Kermit the Frog : You promised!

  [Statler and Waldorf laugh]