The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Brooke Shields (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, Rowlf, Link Hogthrob

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Why did we do Alice in Wonderland? We should have done something simple, like War and Peace.

• Statler : [they're dressed as Tweedledee and Tweedledum]  What's that noise?

  Waldorf : I think it's Lewis Carrol turning over in his grave.

  [They laugh] 

• Fozzie Bear : I'm the Tin Woodsman!

  Kermit the Frog : There's no Tin Woodsman in Alice in Wonderland!

  Fozzie Bear : Alice in Wonderland? I thought we were doing Peter Pan!

  Kermit the Frog : It's Alice in Wonderland! Now go change, Fozzie!

  Fozzie Bear : Yes sir! Anybody got a can opener?

• Waldorf : What did you think of Humpty Dumpty?

  Statler : Terrible. I hate off-the-wall comedy.

  [They laugh]