Muppets Tonight (TV Series)

Garth Brooks (1996)

Jerry Nelson: Statler, the head of the network

Quotes 

• Network Head : [Garth is singing "If I Were a Rich Man"] 

  [to Clifford] 

  Network Head : What the... I thought... you said he was going to do a country song.

  Rizzo the rat : Yeah, but he didn't say what country.

• Statler : Shakespear would've hated that.

  Waldorf : You should know, you dated his sister!

  Statler : [both laugh]  Boy was she ugly.