- [last lines]
- Kate Hollander: Forget the mini. I've a much better idea.
- Jessica Fletcher: Oh?
- Kate Hollander: A weekly series. The Jessica Fletcher Mystery Hour.
- Jessica Fletcher: What?
- Kate Hollander: The real-life adventures of a crime-busting mystery writer.
- Jessica Fletcher: No, no, no, no.
- Kate Hollander: Oh, yes, yes. It'll be sensational. New, different, original, but familiar.
- Jessica Fletcher: [sighs] Miss Hollander, I don't write gunfights, car chases or bedroom scenes, so who would watch? I'm sorry, but that is absolutely the worst idea I have ever heard.
- Gayle Yamada: Mrs. Fletcher, I haven't been here in Hollywoodland for very long, but one thing I have learned... protect your fanny at all costs.
- [first lines]
- Gary Patterson: [acting as Dr. Valiant] Well, now, Anne, lookee here. If that don't bat all. See that scar?