Roger : Don't be such a Scrooge!
Ben : For your information, Scrooge was the misunderstood hero of the book until the end, when Dickens copped out and made him nice.
Ben : Why can't we knock Kenzo out with cough medicine and pretend we had a party?
Susan : Why can't I just knock *you* out with cough medicine and pretend you had a wife?
Susan : It seems like only yesterday it was Janey's third birthday...
Ben : ...when it was only thousands of pounds ago.
Ben : I've got a little problem. Just a *tiny* disparity between how much I spent on your mother's Christmas present and how much she spent on mine.
Michael : How tiny?
Ben : [hesitantly] £1,197.53.
Ben : What can I get your mother? I mean, you talk to her.
Michael : How about an Xbox?
Ben : Nope. She doesn't get off on those movies. God knows I've tried.
Michael : That's the kind of thought you should keep inside your head.
Ben : Come on. What does your mother want?
Michael : Well...
Ben : And don't say her freedom.
Michael : Oh. Well, in that case, I've got nothing.
Grace : If anyone needs an Aspirin, I do!
Ben : [in a gremlin's voice] Why don't you swallow the whole bottle, you old bat?
Alfie : [at the Harpers' front door] I'm a friend of Nick's.
Ben : [gasps] Nick alert!
[nearly shuts the front door on Alfie's face]
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