Rhodri Meilir: Alfie Butts

Quotes 

• Michael : How's it going? How are you finding us?

  Alfie : Yeah. Your family are very nice.

  Michael : Give it time.

• Alfie : [at the Harpers' front door]  I'm a friend of Nick's.

  Ben : [gasps]  Nick alert!

  [nearly shuts the front door on Alfie's face] 

• Alfie : You must be Michael.

  [comes over to hug him, but Michael stops him] 

  Michael : Whoa! In this family, we do not display signs of affection... or affection.